Archive for November 6th, 2007


How BILL GATES recruit new CEO

Bill Gates ready to twist ur neck This one’s funny!hehe. I got this from one of my egroups. Just don’t know if this is true, but the moral of the story, like what American football coach Bob Zuppke said, “Guts win more games than ability.”

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 500 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

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